if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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