so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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