oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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