If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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