She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
it glows. i had to have it.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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