who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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