Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You don't make any sense
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