Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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