omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You don't make any sense
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