TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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