She said her name was "party"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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