butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
Randomize
