i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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