I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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