we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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