HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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