Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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