Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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