So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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