I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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