I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Randomize
