I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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