Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.

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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.

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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?

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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.

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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz

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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.

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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.

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What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time

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You are my new hero

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(765): View more from Indiana

Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.

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