Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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