3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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