You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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