She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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