And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
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Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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