who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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