How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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