doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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