yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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