i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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