no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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