Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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