he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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