Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
In other news, I just burned my penis
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
