We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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