Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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