I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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