just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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