I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
It's blow job season.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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