Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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