so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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