just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Dick very happy bro
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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