Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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