One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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