whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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