His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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