They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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