Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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