this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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