bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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