well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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