Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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