I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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